Move To The Countryside Mugs

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"Ahhh... close enough."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Allotment

New Guy.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'How very Cumbria.'

Mother Nature

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

High Riders of the Old West

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

I fart more than that!

Walkers

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

A Venus cow trap.

Thatched roof car.

Get on with it!

"Static cling."