Move To The Countryside Mugs

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"Ahhh... close enough."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Allotment

New Guy.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Mother Nature

'How very Cumbria.'

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

I fart more than that!

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

High Riders of the Old West

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Get on with it!

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

A Venus cow trap.

"Static cling."

Thatched roof car.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.