Retirement To The Countryside Mugs

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Allotment

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Country Bumpkin.

'How very Cumbria.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

High Riders of the Old West

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Walkers

I fart more than that!

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Thatched roof car.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"We should get out to the country more often."

Holiday cottage

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

Tree Squirrel

A Gated Community.

Clandestine cows.

Last Chance for Everything.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.