Relocating To The Countryside Pillows

"So this is the famous environment everyone's so hyped up about?"

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Cow and stable door 'What do you think of the barn conversion?'

"We're moving back out to the country."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Allotment

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

New Guy.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'How very Cumbria.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Thatched roof car.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"We should get out to the country more often."

Holiday cottage

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Tree Squirrel

A Gated Community.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'