Moving To A Rural Area Pillows

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"

Pond Village Store Generalists

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Sign by house with outside toilet reads: 'Brd, breakfast and flashlight.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

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Allotment

'Life is great' down on the farm.

New Guy.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Stairlift around cliff face.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'How very Cumbria.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Walkers

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"They’re real."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Thatched roof car.

ONE HORSE TOWN

Farmers' Warnings.

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"We should get out to the country more often."

Holiday cottage

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.