Relocating From Rural To Urban Area Pillows

"Know what I miss most about Texas? Tumbleweeds."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Walkers

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

"This city is becoming unlivable."

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Information...

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

Developers at small African village.

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Nest building

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

"You can pack this back up now."

Lakeonia National Park: Car parking and park area.

Ye Haul.

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own