Urban-to-rural Convert Pillows

Glad we moved out of the City

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Allotment

Country Bumpkin.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'How very Cumbria.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Walkers

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Thatched roof car.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"We should get out to the country more often."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Holiday cottage

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Tree Squirrel

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

A Gated Community.

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."