Urban-rural Transitions Pillows

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Allotment

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'How very Cumbria.'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Walkers

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"They’re real."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Thatched roof car.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Farmers' Warnings.

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"We should get out to the country more often."

Holiday cottage

Milkin' Impossible

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

An English Gold Field