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"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Allotment

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'How very Cumbria.'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"They’re real."

Walkers

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Thatched roof car.

Farmers' Warnings.

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Milkin' Impossible

"We should get out to the country more often."

Holiday cottage

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

An English Gold Field

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."