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Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

"Ahhh... close enough."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Allotment

Country Bumpkin.

'How very Cumbria.'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Walkers

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Thatched roof car.

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

Holiday cottage

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

A Gated Community.

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

Tree Squirrel

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"