Urban Move T-Shirts

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Dog Walking Services

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

e-shoes

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Hoodie Hang-out

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

City Marathon.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I have no thumbs."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"