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"Good coffee."

"I would die, but I have a rent-controlled apartment."

'We're from Manhattan."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

"Location, location, location."

"I think you can really picture yourself struggling to make payments here."

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

An Accident Waiting To Happen.

'For Sale by Neighbor'

An office at the top of a fire escape

'Why should I be concerned about the environment? I never go there.'

"My desire to be well-informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane."

'The lease says, 'No Pets'! Chickens ain't pets!'

"Sometimes I wish you had taken that job in New York."

"Welcome to New York."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Way too many people ahead...

Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"Hey, is this great traffic, or what?"

"Boy, they really let their yard go."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Let's face the facts, Walter -- we've become middle-aged urban professionals.'

"Totally naked except for my socks. How 'bout yourself?"

"I love nature."

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

"That's what I love about New York—people leave you alone."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Miracles on 34th Street.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Kevin's First Apartment

Be fully present in the moment, this side of street, mon-fri, 7am-6pm.

'Can you believe it? They still haven't picked up the trash.'

'It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sufuric acid mist.'