Urban Living T-Shirts

"Good coffee."

"I would die, but I have a rent-controlled apartment."

'We're from Manhattan."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

"Location, location, location."

"I think you can really picture yourself struggling to make payments here."

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

An Accident Waiting To Happen.

'For Sale by Neighbor'

An office at the top of a fire escape

'Why should I be concerned about the environment? I never go there.'

"My desire to be well-informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane."

"Welcome to New York."

'The lease says, 'No Pets'! Chickens ain't pets!'

"Sometimes I wish you had taken that job in New York."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Hey, is this great traffic, or what?"

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Way too many people ahead...

Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers

"Boy, they really let their yard go."

'Let's face the facts, Walter -- we've become middle-aged urban professionals.'

"I love nature."

"Totally naked except for my socks. How 'bout yourself?"

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sufuric acid mist.'

Tolerate thy neighbour

"That's what I love about New York—people leave you alone."

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

Be fully present in the moment, this side of street, mon-fri, 7am-6pm.

Miracles on 34th Street.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."