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Sound Apartment

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Dog Walking Services

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

City Marathon.

Hoodie Hang-out

No Immediate Danger

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.