Urban Dwelling Mugs

Sound Apartment

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Dog Walking Services

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Wifi in Hell

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Hoodie Hang-out

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

No Immediate Danger

City Marathon.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."