Residential Living Mugs

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Dog Walking Services

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

No Immediate Danger

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Packed like sardines

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."