Residential Living Prints

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Dog Walking Services

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Wifi in Hell

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

No Immediate Danger

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Packed like sardines

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Is Driving Doomed?

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"