Domestic Dweller Prints

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"He used most of his personality on the Internet. I get what's leftover."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Come and get it!"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Upper West Side Story

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Student Food Pyramid

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Biting Slippers.

"Woof"

"Thank you."

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'