Residential Life Mugs

Suburban street.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Dog Walking Services

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Hungry child

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Man's best friends."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

No Immediate Danger

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"