Residential Life Gifts

Suburban street.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Dog Walking Services

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Hungry child

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Man's best friends."

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Wifi in Hell

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

No Immediate Danger

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"