Moving Cities T-Shirts

Within your budget central London MIGHT be a problem. What about central Ulan Bator?"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Omara Portuondo

Culture Saturday

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Hoodie Hang-out

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Relaxing in the Sun

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Why Cows Leave Home

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

King Kongs first christmas

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Sick Building Syndrome

Can't even hold signs well.

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."