Moving Cities T-Shirts

Within your budget central London MIGHT be a problem. What about central Ulan Bator?"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Omara Portuondo

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Culture Saturday

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Hoodie Hang-out

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Relaxing in the Sun

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Why Cows Leave Home

King Kongs first christmas

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Can't even hold signs well.

Kensington Fluffies

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Sick Building Syndrome