Urban-to-rural Convert Prints

Glad we moved out of the City

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Allotment

Country Bumpkin.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'How very Cumbria.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Walkers

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Thatched roof car.

"We should get out to the country more often."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Holiday cottage

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

Tree Squirrel

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

A Gated Community.

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.