Relocation To The Countryside Prints

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Walkers

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

New Guy.

Allotment

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'How very Cumbria.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Thatched roof car.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Holiday cottage

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

Tree Squirrel

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

A Gated Community.

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."