Move To Rural Area Prints

"Ahhh... close enough."

Allotment

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'How very Cumbria.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Walkers

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"They’re real."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Thatched roof car.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Farmers' Warnings.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"We should get out to the country more often."

Holiday cottage

Milkin' Impossible

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

An English Gold Field

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"We missed Fashion Week!"

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Tree Squirrel