Move To Rural Area Gifts

Who needs an iPod, ah?

"Ahhh... close enough."

Allotment

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'How very Cumbria.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Walkers

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"They’re real."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Thatched roof car.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Farmers' Warnings.

Milkin' Impossible

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

Holiday cottage

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

An English Gold Field

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Tree Squirrel

"We missed Fashion Week!"