Relocation To The Countryside Gifts

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Walkers

"Ahhh... close enough."

Allotment

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

New Guy.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'How very Cumbria.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Thatched roof car.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Holiday cottage

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Tree Squirrel

A Gated Community.

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Rooster

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