Relocating To A Rural Area Mugs

Developers at small African village.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Allotment

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'How very Cumbria.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Walkers

"They’re real."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Thatched roof car.

Farmers' Warnings.

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Milkin' Impossible

Holiday cottage

"We should get out to the country more often."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

An English Gold Field

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

A Gated Community.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Tree Squirrel