Southern Traveler Gifts

'It's a blonde, longlegged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Pina Coladas

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Neurotics in the tropics

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"They migrate here each summer."

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

Look! A streaker!

Hellbillies.

Single men in Tahiti

Working Holiday.

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'