Southern Traveler Pillows

'It's a blonde, longlegged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Pina Coladas

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

PIna Colada

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

Neurotics in the tropics

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"They migrate here each summer."

Look! A streaker!

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Single men in Tahiti

Hellbillies.

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

Working Holiday.

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'