South Pole Traveler Pillows

Look! A streaker!

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'Excuse me, Sir. Would you please let go of your streamer?'

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

"That was naughty AND nice."

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Sailor offering lady a drink which she will only accept as medicine,

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

North Pole with Sundial.

Polar Bear Play.

"Did you remember to get dog good?"

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

"I think it's called a puddle."

'I may be gone for some time.'

Eskimo finds directions board.

'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

"I told you not to break so hard."

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

Are the North Pole bars closed?

Retired Snails.

'What's for lunch, mom?'

'Know what I'm saying?' - Closed-captioned for Canadians.

'Are we there yet?'

'Still Snow!'