South Pole Explorer Pillows

Penguin in a life jacket.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

The polar olympics

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Look! A streaker!

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'Mush, mush, mush.'

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.