Mountainous Musings Gifts

'I'm not really a guru. I came up here because I'm afraid of the smallpox vaccine.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Snowmobull

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Ski lift mobile

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Climbing with the baby

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Recalculating

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Run from the hills!

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

Skier.

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

Alpine Pipe

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."