Mountain Musings Gifts

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Ski lift mobile

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Recalculating

Climbing with the baby

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Run from the hills!

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Skier.

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Alpine Pipe

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'Alright then, I'll admit it... we might be lost!'

Mountain Goats.