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'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Ski lift mobile

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Climbing with the baby

Recalculating

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Run from the hills!

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

Skier.

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Alpine Pipe

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'Alright then, I'll admit it... we might be lost!'