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'I'm not really a guru. I came up here because I'm afraid of the smallpox vaccine.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Snowmobull

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Ski lift mobile

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Recalculating

Climbing with the baby

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Run from the hills!

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

Skier.

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Alpine Pipe

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'