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Gone to lunch.

'Yak yak yak.'

Cows talking about yak, "He's nice and cuddly in winter."

'Alright then, I'll admit it... we might be lost!'

Distinguished Goat

Car follows a truck with a beautiful landscape painted on the back.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'I can sense you're upset Darling: Did I miss our anniversary again?'

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

'Donald Trump wants to develop our mountain.'

War artists.

'Try some -- it's 'om mani padme hummus.''

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

The Townsfolk of Avalanche Welcome Loud Car Stereos...Short Cut.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Bigfoot on skis...

"I agree, and I'm an expert: you get a nice echo from this location..."

"You expect a few bumps in a new relationship but Meghan and I have hit Mt. Denali."

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Adirondack shoes

Run from the hills!

Old Goopta wants to be reincarnated as fog? Yes. He will be mist.

Descent of the St. Gothard.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

"And another thing - I'm tired of you taking me for granite."

Alpine Pipe

Skier.

Mountain Goats.

'Brandy! Thank goodness. For a minute there, I thought you'd brought me milk and cookies.'

'It's the third time today for him . . .'