Mountain Geography T-Shirts

"I built a model of Mount Everest."

You Are Here

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Snowmobull

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Rock Climber

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Stairlift around cliff face.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Ski lift mobile

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'