Mountain Geography Gifts

"I built a model of Mount Everest."

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Skiing.

First aid in mountains

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

Happy Hour

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Snowmobull

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Rock Climber

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Stairlift around cliff face.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Ski lift mobile

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'