Mountaineering Enthusiast T-Shirts

"North face of Everest: howling winds, sub-zero cold, insufficient oxygen, menswear."

Defending the Status Quo

'I'm up to my crevasse in snow.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

You Are Here

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Skiing.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

First aid in mountains

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'More bubbles!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Fishing sign.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

The rocket powered skiier

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."