Mountaineering Enthusiast Mugs

"North face of Everest: howling winds, sub-zero cold, insufficient oxygen, menswear."

Defending the Status Quo

'I'm up to my crevasse in snow.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

You Are Here

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Skiing.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

First aid in mountains

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"It's such a lovely day!"

Fly Fishing

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'More bubbles!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Fishing sign.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

The rocket powered skiier

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Smokey The Tree"