Mountain Climbing Aficionado Mugs

'Dude, if you're gonna climb with us, you gotta lose the scythe.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bring your own inflatable.

Duck Hunt

"Tallyho!"

'Echo Tourism'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Recalculating

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Rubbish and Everest

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'