Moving To A New Community Gifts

'I've met our new neighbours and I get the feeling they're heavily religious.'

'Alright, we'll let him on the Planning Commission.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Let's get organized

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Carefree luggage.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Omara Portuondo

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Culture Saturday

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

Yardless: Please help

Picking pastries.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Tool Box

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Lazy Octopus

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."