Moving To A New Neighborhood Gifts

We need something like this back home between us and the Mittlebeelers!

"Let's start a homeowner's association."

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

'It was so great to meet the neighbors and resolve our differences.'

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

"His parents think the way to school is too dangerous."

'What's the neighbourhood like?'

'Inflation allows us to live in a more expensive neighbourhood with even moving.'

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'That must be the new neighbor. I hear he's a real computer geek!'

"For years, they were the perfect neighbors. Then all of a sudden they introduced themselves."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Where's the dog?'

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

"Gordon had a to-do with that new Italian family at number twenty-three this morning..."

'I welcome newcomers - They bring a breath of fresh gossip into the community.'

'Hoy Mr Woodpecker: Some of us are trying to sleep here!'

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Just popping next door to borrow a cuppa sugar."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"This is the worst parade ever."

'Actually your house is the violation. This neighborhood is zoned for hazardous wastes.'

Sam, the friendly meteorologist, went to welcome the new neighbors only to discover a front moving in.

Buyer beware! Some hellish folks might live next door.

Welcome to Valedale, a cluster community, consisting of Valedale, North East, South & West Valedale, Valedale Sr, Ms Congeniality, and Valedale Jr.

"Honey, have you met the new neighbours yet?"

"Neighbourhood Watch are recruiting again, Carol."

The day the Gnats moved in.

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

'But they can't close your local, you're the pub bore!'