
"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."
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"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."
"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."
Carefree luggage.
"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"
"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"
We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."
Handbag store - "Perfect."
Omara Portuondo
The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.
Culture Saturday
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."
Picking pastries.
Wifi in Hell
Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.
#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors
"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."
"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."
"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"
A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.
“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
No Immediate Danger
"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"
"Did you remember to take the trash in?"
Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.
Relaxing in the Sun
"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."
A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.
'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'
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