Moving To The Suburbs Gifts

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

The Burbs

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

Office block moving to the suburbs.

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

"I enjoy the park, but not the commute."

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

"Same to you, Buddy."

Last wine bar before suburbia

The kids wanted a puppy, but we don't have the yard for it.

(Used to be) END.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants a Garden - Part 1

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

Single Family Home Sanctuary

When in Rome...

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Picking pastries.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."