Moving Into A New Neighborhood Gifts

'I'm checking out our new neighbors! They look like the nosey type to me!'

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'Looks like a power cut - had we better check that the old people next door are alright?'

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

Teens un-TP old man Wilson's tree

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

It's a nice neighborhood, but the turnover rate's high.

'No, the fancy dress party is next door.'

Neighbourhoods

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

'I would be grateful if you would do your neighbourhood watch elsewhere, Mister Winslow!'

A quarrel of neighbours

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Omara Portuondo

Handbag store - "Perfect."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Culture Saturday

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Picking pastries.

Tool Box

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Relaxing in the Sun

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Why Cows Leave Home