Moving To A Senior Community Gifts

Senior Jeopardy!

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Dog on man's stair lift

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Church Basement Foodie

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'Come die with me.'

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.