Moving To A Senior Community Gifts

Senior Jeopardy!

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Dog on man's stair lift

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Church Basement Foodie

Handle With Care

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Which vaccines did they have when you were young? You cannot get under my skin, loser. Were you vaccinated against the black plague? Not bothering me. Were you vaccinated against leprosy? I am unaffected by you. Were you vaccinated against the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? Munch mun - When's the last time someone shoved a syrupy pancake down your pants?

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'Come die with me.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

Old Frogs' Home

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

James Bond: Senior Years.

Tired Woods

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.