Moving To A Retirement Community Gifts

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Walk of shame."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Hey...I'm dumping this box of old junk out on the curb!"

"Sergio, you can't put me in a nursing home!"

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Dog on man's stair lift

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Senior Jeopardy!

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'Come die with me.'

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Remembering His Marbles

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

Home for the elderly

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."

The Old Elves Home

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"