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Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Walk of shame."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Hey...I'm dumping this box of old junk out on the curb!"

"Sergio, you can't put me in a nursing home!"

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Dog on man's stair lift

Handle With Care

Senior Jeopardy!

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'Come die with me.'

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

Tired Woods

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"That's not what I meant when I suggested rocking on the porch, Mr. Clampwell."

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Remembering His Marbles

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."

The Old Elves Home

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."