Living In A Retirement Community T-Shirts

'The easiest way to stay young is to lie about your age.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Church Basement Foodie

Senior Jeopardy!

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

'Come die with me.'

Tired Woods

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Remembering His Marbles

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"That's not what I meant when I suggested rocking on the porch, Mr. Clampwell."

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

Home for the elderly

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

The Old Elves Home

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."