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"Show-off!"

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Multi-Generational Books

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Biliard Enthusiast

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

Hip Operation

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.