Retirement Community Fan T-Shirts

"Show-off!"

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Bowled over again!

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Multi-Generational Books

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Biliard Enthusiast

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Hip Operation

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

High Tech/Low Tech.