Living In A Retirement Community Pillows

'The easiest way to stay young is to lie about your age.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Church Basement Foodie

Senior Jeopardy!

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'Come die with me.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Remembering His Marbles

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

The Old Elves Home

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

Home for the elderly

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.